Working with Mr Garrison

Our twice-daily tannoys from the headmaster are often amusing, sometimes hilarious. There is a striking resemblance to Mr Garrison from South Park - his nervous tic is ending sentences with '''Kay-right". Sometimes if he really wants to stress something important this becomes "'kay-right, okay". And on rare occasions he can stretch it out even further - "'kay-right, okay, right-okay". Today's 9.00am announcement was a classic. "'kay, stay where you are everyone, just to let you know that in 2 minutes I'll be making 2 very important announcements. "  Sure enough, 2 minutes later, he came on the tannoy. But I was laughing so I missed them.