Beards

Overheard on the stairwell yesterday amid the hubbub, 2 year 7 boys. Boy 1: I'm growing a beard for charity week. Boy 2: 'S not working. You should ask Daniel how he did it. He's got a moustache. Or you could ask Mr N…he's got one too. Boy 1 (enthusiastically): Or Mrs G - she's got a beard. (all this without a touch of irony).
I kept very quiet - just in case they asked me!