Forgot to mention the Mother's day present from Grumpy the cat. Obviously planned as a special surprise, I only found it when I pulled the sitting-room curtains back mid-morning to appreciate the lovely sunshine - an iridescent lump of cat-vomit on the windowsill! Thank you Grumpy! The perfect excuse to break open my pack of ultra-thick kitchen roll! In the words of the classic song, "…what are they feeding you?"